You are now Tavros, and you have no clue where you are.
For some reason, it feels a lot less intimidating here than back at home. At least you don't have to deal with your WEIRD UNCLE, right now.
Okay, maybe you are also just glad to get some time away from your PARENTS, too.
But where are you, exactly?
...and what's that noise behind you?
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For some unexplained reason, you can hear the OMINOUS SOUND of a cluckbeat behind you. Except, when you look, it's not a chicken at all.
You can't really make out what it is.
Or why it's ... vibrating.
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Tavros : Observe the vibrating thing.
TAVROS: What is that,,,
TETO : TETO WORD OF THE DAY: MURDER!
TAVROS: Oh dear,,,
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TETO: Transform!
you have been visited by TETO KASANE, virtual popstar and bread enthusiast.
the fear you feel in your bones is IMMENSE.
TETO: This form is MUCH easier to deal with for the purposes of this carrd!
TAVROS: Caard,,,?
TAVROS: And what exactly is a carrd ,,, ?
TETO: Where we are, SILLY! We're here to talk about SUNNIE!
TAVROS: Who ?
TETO: Well if the READER would stop staring at US and instead click the (About Me. ) button, you'd find out!
TAVROS: Oh,
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( About Me. )
your name is SUNNIE ENVY , but people can call you: SUNNIE, KIRBY, DREA, ANDY, ARADIA, AND JUNI.
if you were a TROLL, you would have been born on the 21st bilunar perigee of the 3rd dull season's equinox. in non-nerd terms, you were born 23 YEARS ago on 03/21.
when asked about your IDENTITY, you tend to PANIC. right now, you identify as a NONBINARY DEMI LESBIAN.
your PREFERRED PRONOUNS are they/them and fae/faer, but friends can use he/him and she/her on you. really, your pronouns are WHATEVER MAKES THE JOKE FUNNIER.
-- kasaneTerritory [KT] began pestering sunEmia [SE] --
KT: TETO WORD OF THE DAY: QUEER!
SE: wow thanks teto very cool 10/10
KT: say HELLO to all your adoring FANS, sunnie !!!
SE: hi everyone who took the time to look at the insanity that is this carrd :]
SE: i put a lot of time and effort into this so i appreciate everyone who takes the time to take a look!
KT: SO UNSURE BEFORE ITS EVEN HEARD
KT: NEVER CONFIDENT IN THE SINGLE WORD
SE: THIS BIRD, EXPERT IN THE ABSURB
SE: NUMBER ONE IN LIFE THAT HAS BEEN DEFERRED
SE: IT HURTS THIS RELENTLESS INTROVERT
KT: BUT INVERSION ONLY SERVES TO PUT DESERVING ON THE MIND
KT: SO I KEEP MY TIME, SO FAR OUT OF LINE
KT: AND WHEN DAY TURNS TO NIGHT,
SE: I CANT HELP BUT CRY I SLANT DEVOUTLY TELL ME WHAT ABOUT ME IS BUILT SO WRONG THERES SO MUCH PASSION BUT MORE IM LACKING I WISH THAT I COULD C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-CAW --
-- kasaneTerritory [KT] ceased pestering sunEmia [SE] --
Now that the reader has FINALLY GOT INTO THE FULL CARRD, what do you want to tell them about?
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( Friends. )
you decided to access your CHUMROLL, in hopes to see if one of your MANY PALS are online!
-- sunEmia's [SE] CHUMROLL --
dawnYves (Nina) [DY] is online! ♡
sleepyHypnos (Pluto) [SH] is online! :)
koreBie (Kore) [KB] is online! (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
cigaretteWife (Rose) [CW] is idle! ꐦ
violetGalaxie (Sami) [VG] is idle! ✩
roseHued (Kitty) [RH] is online! 𝜗ৎ
mormonCollective (Mocha) [MC] is offline! 𖦹
deerBcy (Rico) [DB] is idle! ᝰ.ᐟ
fangTasia (Eris) [FT] is idle! ✦
tinyIndividual (Gwen) [FT] is offline! ꒷꒦
ivyIvysaur (Jenna) [II] is offline! ˙ᵕ˙
cmSimi (Caitlin) [CS] is offline! ˙ᵕ˙
cramdBerry (Tommie) [CB] is offline! ∞
zooBis (Zoob) [ZB] is idle! ฅᨐฅ
handLettered (Macie) [HL] is idle! ☽
missaCrochet (Anna) [MC] is idle! ☾
tenflavorsofSarcasm (Maddie) [TS] is offline! ₍^. .^₎⟆
captainVen (Ven) [CV] is offline! ⋆˙⟡
theSky (Autumn) [TS] is idle! †
musicallyMajor (Ashton) [MM] is idle! ♬
mooseMarie (Nat) [MM] is idle! ⋆.˚
theAmy (Amy) [TA] is idle! ᯓ★
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( Before You Follow. )
you seemed rather curious to know about SUNNIE'S BYF CRITERIA. how nice of you, kankri would be proud.
-- sunEmia's [SE] BYF --
DO NOT INTERACT IF:
⟶ if you fit into the basic dni criteria just goo away please and thank you.
⟶ you're one of those people who fakeclaim random people on the internet. y'all annoying.
⟶ riko moriyama defenders/apologists/likers/kinnies/WHATEVER just stay away from me his only character trait is forcing sexual assault onto other characters.
⟶ vivziepop defenders that woman has done so much bad if you're gonna watch her shows at least p!rate.
⟶ mdni! i am 23... i am sfw publically/most of the time but really what will i have in common with say a 16 yr old??? nothing LOL
⟶ janejake shippers yeah its 2025 and i'm putting a homestuck ship in the dni blame the beyond canon thanks
⟶ ummm if i don't like your vibes i'm probably not interacting srry
BEFORE YOU FOLLOW:
⟶ i need tone tags Most of the time
⟶ weekends i work so my response times are: varied.
⟶ i have DID, BPD, OCD, and Autism. the first three attribute to my clusterfuck of memory issues. srry.
⟶ During weekdays, I care for my senile alzhiemer's ridden father so my response times can be even worse LOL
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( Extended Info. )
you want to know more about SUNNIE'S INTERESTS? very well!
-- sunEmia's [SE] INTERESTS --
SPECIAL INTERESTS
aftg, funger, k project, homestuck, south park, sharks, foxes, kasane teto, mother mother, quagsire, the church of latter-day saints, abnormal psychology, organized crime & cults, astrology, criminal minds, smiling friends, gtav
NORMAL INTERESTS
bloons, graphic design / web design, chappell roan, writing/drawing, forsaken, bg3, sealife, computer coding, video game design, collecting keychains, my job (sometimes), alien stage, flavor folley, mlp:fim, dc comics, marvel comics, kpdh, the hunger games, soul eater, vocaloid, pitch perfect, synthv, sabrina carpenter, horror movies/series, glass animals, boygenius, madds buckley, lady gaga, musicals (top three: waitress, legally blonde, and into the woods), final destination, roblox, schedule 1, the kindergarden series, the kubz scouts, caseoh, welcome to the game series, insym, and probably more tbh
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